The littlejohn Memorial Music Chat Thread • Page 494

teacher: why is it that black babies die more often than white babies in this society?

White dude: Oh yeah it’s because black culture doesn’t take care of themselves as well as other cultures.

me: *internally thinking* Jesus Christ.

The teacher just ignored him and went so healthcare is expensive.

 

I hope the room looked something like this

 

he always starts off his bad takes with “so I’ve been thinking” and it’s so bad but no one did anything because everyone could care less.

 

this guy is just an edgelord irl looking for attention tune him out

 

I don’t even think the guy is an edgelord, I just think he doesn’t know much about actual life lol.

 

Did he respond to any of our questions or requests

Also hi

 

ran into conor!!! (it’s super sunny out)

 

sounds like you probably had some.... bright eyes

 

cups

 

@bachna84 @Larry David just realized you have the same initials

 

AB

LD

wat

 

Oh man if you’re both AB you can rearrange your initials to spell ABBA

 

I thought your name was Loves Disney

 

There’s a flat earther on morning television right now
I can’t fathom how you can believe the earth is flat

 

@SlappinCups is on TV right now?

 

You'd be the first to fall off

 

Bro my theories are valid @GrantCloud educated me

 

And Kyrie taught me

You are welcome fam

 

There’s a flat earthers doc on Netflix that I kinda wanna watch but it might just make me more depressed than anything

 

@awwgereee did you have the baby yet?

 

Flat Earthers spend $20,000 to prove the Earth is flat, end up proving it's round

Now I gotta see it

 

Not yet; I’m still (im)patiently waiting to meet him.

 

@Larry David says he’ll come back to chorus if you name your son Larry