(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 62

In my high school, in some meeting room with no lock on the door, during the middle of the day.

 

the girl i was with when i was 19 and i pretty much did it in my car 90% of the time we did it because we werent actually dating so i didnt want to go to my house while my parents were home and her parents hated me, well when we started dating we started just going in my room. i ended up missing the car sessions, they were more exciting

 

Haha. Same. A few feet from the place we parked was a statue of a pope holding a small child's hand. That was a little off-putting. Anyway, I guess the riskiest endeavor was on Christmas Day years ago at my aunt's house when people were eating dinner. A bioflex was involved.

 

The amount of times I have been pulled out of my car as a teen with people (mostly with my current wife) by the police is absurd. They always were suspicious of me and wanted to take me in (then again I did have a record in high school lol). A lot of playground equipment at night.

And then on the sidewalk outside of a beach house on a Mormon church trip lol

 

The only one I regret is one time we did "stuff" but not sex actually in the pews of the Mormon Church. I hate my church roots and am very bitter but still feel bad about that one.

 

Bowflex?

 

Police need to worry about criminals instead of people getting freaky in semi-public.

 

Way too high risk

 

Whatever. It was a place to sit. Ha.

 

its a miracle we never got caught by police. but i knew the best spot in my town to post up and get down. some apartment complex toward the side where no one parked facing the main road where the police would be coming. but we never even saw police while doing it

 

Never got caught in the car on the campus parking lot or that one time on my birthday in the parking lot behind the Sushi place.

 

Oh I forgot I actually drove out by a lake once and messed around on a blanket in the grass...but I heard music nearby and was worried that people who lived there would come over, so we moved it to the car

 

join the club

 

is that a bad thing

 

The most nervous I've ever been was on an air conditioner thing outside behind a bar with a guy I knew. The sound covered our noise but it made it to where we couldn't hear the people walking up on us.

 

no. i rather like missionary.

edit: okay, here's the non-joke answer. nothing wrong with that. just surprising nowadays.

 

oh one of the times she came to see me when i went to mizzou my roommate walked in on us and it was extremely weird but i walked in on my roommate and his girl once after that so we were even

 

I had a roommate walk in once but we tried to play it off, not sure if it worked

 

I hate hearing other people have sex it makes me uncomfortable lol

 

seeing other people having sex irl is gross imo

 

When I lived at home, I had a partner over in my bedroom. My mother slipped a note under the door effectively saying that she knew what we were doing and that I needed to pick my sister up from work. Ha.

 

I've never heard or seen other people have sex irl.

I remember when I was younger, when my brother had his girlfriend over he'd play music pretty loud, I assume for sex privacy reasons. I remember one of the songs that he would play was Evanesence's "Bring Me To Life."

 

Because you can time the orgasm for when the guy in the song belts out "Save me!"

 

oh we always had music on. it was 2011/2012 so my music of choice was the weeknd

 

I had sex in an elevator once when I was a drunk college student. It was at a big, fancy hotel and luckily it was like 4 am so we didn't get caught. Hopefully there's no recording out there!