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@Mr. Florida Man this you?
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Florida man found in his underwear rolling around parking lot in an office chair

BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. - Lee County deputies were called to a Bonita Springs shopping plaza, after someone said a man wearing only shoes and underwear, was rolling around the parking lot in an office chair.

When deputies showed up to the plaza on Chamber of Commerce Drive, the man was hitting a windshield wiper blade against an SUV.

Deputies think the man was either drunk or on drugs, because he could not answer why he wasn't wearing clothes, or how he got to the parking lot.

One driver who had his Porsche parked in the lot, told deputies the man dented his car and the man's clothing was on the ground next to it. A minivan nearby also had a cracked windshield. Deputies also think the man took furniture from a nearby Buffalo Wild Wings and scattered it around the parking lot.

The man's car was found in the parking lot. A plastic bottle of alcohol was under one of the tires.

Deputies could not locate anyone that witnessed the man damaging the cars. His wife and sister picked him up from the plaza. The man was not arrested.

 

excuse me

 

what kind of job?

 

One with health insurance please

 

i can ensure your health will be taken care of

 

i hadn't really thought about it. I don't really have any plans at all? after i graduate, i will probably still have half of my lease left in the area so that's at least a little while im shackled here, but i don't have any goals that are location specific yknow? depending on how the work situation looks, i might move in w my parents and wait tables for a year but this option makes my skin crawl as it has all the makings of a bitter old me stuck in the same town but too old to start a pop punk band about it

is the world ready for k-emo?

 

What

 

Dude @Mr. Serotonin inwent Dutch tonight. She’s been out cause she broke her leg. First time I’ve seen her in months and I’m stil in love. BTW she saw my Daughters shirt and recognized it so I’m def in love

 

God I’m so fucked up

 

Me luv yu all

 

Excerpt fort @Kingjohn_654 even in drunk. I know

 

@Dog with a Blog theres a new Tame Impala song

 

I INOW

 

Haven’t listen thoncise. I’m at a bar

 

r u a bot

 

@TattooTime什么 show us ur art

 

Are you @sleepy? Because I have no idea what you're saying

 

I'm pretty sure that's @Dirty Sanchez

 

Thread's already weird this morning, happy Friday y'all.

 

I GOT PAID TODAY

TIME TO BUY PANTS

 

I think I'm gonna buy pants today too!! What kind ya gonna get?

 

HELL YEAH

I think I'ma get some chinos, my pants game at the moment is extremely bland and I need some color in my life

And there were some chinos I ordered like a month ago but my apt front office lost the damn package and I got a refund so now I can go to the store and actually keep the pants I buy

 

what color chinos?

 

Burgundy, blue, white, beige, idk yet really I'ma go to the mall next to my apt on lunch break and wing it

But I do really want some white pants I wanna be Depeche Mode as fuck