DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 30

My bad, y'all enjoy your canned yellow goop

 

Whoa

 

it comes in jars you reductive swine

 

Thank you I will.

 

Chase you put gravy on eggs your moral high ground will not work here

 

gravy on eggs sounds lit to me

 

Explain this atheist

 

it’s gourmet, chase

right on the label

 

Welp time to message Melissa

 

not in restaurants haha but yes

 

Thank you Cam you're my closest friend

 

i appreciate that you didn't tag dan in this

 

please conceal her identity

from hence forth call her Nelissa

 

I don’t know her

 

oh that is super exciting!

 

Cam why did someone write nice job Fiona on your profile who's Fiona

 

Y'all engaged?

 

Look y'all. I know the gravy isn't on top of the eggs exactly, but it's touching them and it will be delicious

 

My current plan is to start a catering business in upstate New York and gain traction to become successful so when @Shrek proposes and they plan their wedding they end up choosing my catering business without knowing it and they plan out the meals for the wedding and when their big day arrives SURPRISE it's scrambled eggs with fucking gravy like you deserve

 

You're using the wrong nacho cheese.

 

I have video evidence of my fiance putting ketchup on fries from a few weeks ago. I'm still upset about it.

 

I'm so so so sorry

 

I lived in the south and if you've gotten biscuits and gravy you've definitely gotten eggs with them and they're putting that shit on the same plate and you better like it.

⁽ⁿᵍˡ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵇᵘᵗ ⁿᵒ ᵖᶦᶜᵗᵘʳᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ⁾

 

anyway i'm just realizing that i really have to sit down and figure out a schedule for the like dozen of wrestling shows i have tickets to in a few weeks