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Nah he trash JFG

 

I was joking. It’s a cesspool in here

 

This shit needs locked, FUCK

 

This thread is so extra but I'mma take my likes, daddy needs a better ratio

 

lyke if yr wearing a chastity belt rn

 

y'all know you love this shit

 

I'm just happy to receive some likes after giving them out for the past year

 

@sleepy

 

Yo Mr. White ur not supposed to be wearing flannel.

 

You think I couldn't tell

 

when i was 19 i trolled my ex at a movie theatre cus we're young and having fun, yada yada. ill try and keep it as PG as possible...
so im watching the movie and at some point she just rubs her fingers across my lips and i kinda taste my lips and im like wait... what? and look over at her and shes uhh... being intimate with herself, tryna get me going obviously. so i playfully turned towards her, popcorn in my lap and said "go on..." and it went on for a lil longer till i playfully over-animatedly took a handful of popcorn to show my interest and in my "Go for the lulz before all" mentality something told me to say
"Oh god, now the popcorn tastes like pussy"

She got mad in the moment..... but she was laughing on the way home "Like who even does that you weirdo" lmao

-@sleepy

 

Look who it is @SlappinCups mr Jim Christian inski

 

I'm laughing so hard at this omg

 

Is this copy pasta

 

Yeah that dude said that.

 

I'm at 2.0 and was at 1.7 or 1.8 when we started...call it 1.75. Can I get a hell yeah?