DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 4

Is dan having a child?

 

No it is because I am so heavy into Dead Cells and Zelda right now I don't have time to smash. OK ?

 

This country won't allow that

 

Right Dan

 

Yeah that’s what I figured I just wanted to double check

 

Going to McDonald’s high is amazing

 

please don't sexualize dan I don't want to imagine it

 

I get very sweaty and apologetic

 

And that's without having sex

 

exactly

 

My coworker told me he's getting a ticket to somewhere that has a layover and getting off at the layover city instead of the final destination and it's saving him $300

that shit is wild

 

If they're doing roundtrips with layovers in the same city for both legs of the trip the airline can void your tickets for the return if you miss the flight to final destination

 

Being systematically murdered costs $300? Fine I'll reconsider

How far does he have to drive?

 

Yeah I did research into it because it seemed crazy haha

I guess he's booking a flight to Phoenix, but somehow there's a layover at LAX so he's just getting off at LAX.

 

Yeah that’s about it lol. I’m across the street from a dirty mall

 

Tom Green is a genius

 

Yes

 

I'm doing an archaeology project about the Negro Leagues. Pretty pumped about it.

 

The NL museum is in KC, go there and say hi to Dylan

 

DNA by Kendrick gets me so white boy hyped up

 

I wish I could make it out there. My portion of this project is probably going to focus on a local stadium and a player who lived in the area.

 

I know it’s been addressed but a passenger is being sued by an airline for this very thing currently. I read about it a few weeeks ago.

 

Yogi berra

 

Kaki King > 99.999% of guitarists

Been listening to her a lot this drive