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Absurdist Twitter • Page 279

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. chewbacca110 Mar 15, 2019
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"

    OMG that Lolita one is killer.
     
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  2. mad Mar 15, 2019
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    he deleted it but holy lol
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  3. ChaseTx Mar 15, 2019
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    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious









     
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  4. incognitojones Mar 15, 2019
    incognitojones

    Some Freak Supporter

     
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  6. ChaseTx Mar 15, 2019
    ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious









     
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  7. DandonTRJ Mar 16, 2019
    DandonTRJ

    ~~~ヾ(＾∇＾ Supporter

     
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  8. coleslawed Mar 16, 2019
    coleslawed

    Eat Pizza

    the world is alright
     
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  9. DickyCullz Mar 16, 2019
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

     
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  10. ImAMetaphor Mar 17, 2019
    ImAMetaphor

    one with the riverbed Prestigious

     
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  11. Joel Gustafson Mar 17, 2019
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  12. mad Mar 17, 2019
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    not a tweet but
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  13. SlappinCups Mar 17, 2019
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

     
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  15. DandonTRJ Mar 17, 2019
    DandonTRJ

    ~~~ヾ(＾∇＾ Supporter





     
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  16. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 17, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  17. Marx&Recreation Mar 17, 2019
    Marx&Recreation

    Trusted

    Hot take: the new trend of adding “Nobody: _____” before making the actual joke doesn’t add anything to the joke. Just say the thing
     
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  18. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 17, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    Nobody ____
    Marx&Recreation- the joke format that brings some semblance of order or joy in this shitty world is bad and you should feel bad
     
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  19. Anthony Brooks Mar 17, 2019
    Anthony Brooks

    brook183 Supporter

    I’ve had the same thought. It feels unnecessary half the time
     
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  20. Marx&Recreation Mar 17, 2019
    Marx&Recreation

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    The thing is that it isn't even a joke format tho
     
  21. Marx&Recreation Mar 17, 2019
    Marx&Recreation

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    Thread:
     
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  22. trevorshmevor Mar 17, 2019
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    I get the meme but “nobody says nothing” being a double negative, and as a result meaning exactly the opposite of what it’s supposed to mean, fucks with me
     
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  24. aliens exist Mar 17, 2019
    aliens exist

    pure on main

     
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  25. the rural juror Mar 17, 2019
    the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

    It implies how attention-hungry or prone to oversharing some people are, which might be a key factor in the joke depending on the subject.

    I agree that in some cases it doesn't make sense, like that cat one further up the page, but it's not like it's completely nonsensical.
     
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  26. SlappinCups Mar 17, 2019
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    omg
     
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  27. Marx&Recreation Mar 17, 2019
    Marx&Recreation

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    Even in the cases where it makes sense it doesn't add anything though. Like the JK Rowling jokes have been around forever and it's always been understood as unprompted lol
     
  28. Marx&Recreation Mar 17, 2019
    Marx&Recreation

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