(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1497

pick the one and yes

 

thank you buddy but also I am not really concerned tbh. The reason people at my work see me as a leader is because of how nice and friendly I am so why change that for some absurd reason to get a girlfriend.

 

You’re my pal because you’re a nice guy but not a /nice/ guy

 

Someone will appreciate you for who you are

 

tell them how yesterday you high horsed me about the blade runner OST you soundtrack snob

 

I am serious about music soundtracks cups I AM SORRY

 

Cobra, just to be clear, are you a Nice Guy™️??

 

Or just a friendly dude

 

A friendly dude

I’ll do anything to help my friends out

 

except like our posts

 

Cobra do you think you come across as not accessible to the opposite sex due to not liking posts?

 

I need money

 

That’s good

Probably

Ok

 

Fam it finally happened

 

welcome to the club

 

I forgot to mention I’m a bad person because:

I have a crush on a co-worker and she is in a committed relationship. It’s not bad at all because I’m a decent person to not act on it at all but it’s still like BOOO you dummy.

 

I mean, you’re not dumb for having a crush on someone* You can’t exactly help that. Like, you said, as long as you don’t act on it then it’s fine.



*unless you find yourself falling into the pattern of having crushes on people who are unavailable in one way or another. Then ya might wanna pull out the ole monocle ™️

 

Break em up.

 

I need a monocle just because

True

 

Cobra giffed I’ve seen it all

 

I gotta up my typing scenario game

 

my song