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What belt?

 

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Joey Ryan, Rey Mysterio, Scott Hall, and Colt Cabana have all won it over the last week.

 

Hall won it after a game of rock, paper, scissors. Coooooool.

 

I mean, the belt itself has been champion. If winning it in a game of rock, paper, scissors is the worst thing you got out of that... Haha.

 

Haha did a quick glance through. Very quick.

 

Its pretty amazing, really.

Other winners:

Inanimate objects

• Kitty-Chan - a stuffed 'Hello Kitty' doll
• Mah-Kun - another stuffed doll, who defeated 'Kitty-Chan' for the belt
• A baseball bat - lost the belt after being broken in half as a 'KO' decision
• Three different ladders - each fell on the champion and a pinfall was counted, with some successfully defending the title by not being pinned during the time limit battle royal matches.
• Chiririn - a chicken doll
• Mr. Kasai - a stuffed Jun Kasai doll. Mr. Kasai has won the belt twice.
• A Pro Wrestling Wave poster.
• Ice Ribbon ringside mat.
• A pint of beer.
• A stick of yakitori.
• A steel chair.
• "Kōmyō", a painting by Akihiro Miwa.
• The title belt itself.
• Yoshihiko - An inflatable 'love doll'. Wrestlers treat it as if it actually was an active wrestler, and actually sell moves "done" by him/her, mostly high flying moves. For some moves, like outside dives, Yoshihiko is helped by one or more assistants, who throw him out of the ring, pull his foot on the ropes, etc. Opposing wrestlers make like those assistants are not there and are part of Yoshihiko. The original Yoshihiko was "killed" by an Antonio Honda knee drop, which caused its head to burst open, and was replaced by a second Yoshihiko, who was also a 'love doll', only modified to resemble the Great Muta. The second Yoshihiko was killed by Kenny Omega by a giant swing that sent Yoshihiko out of the ring, thus splitting his head open and revealing cotton stuffing. Later on in that match however, a third Yoshihiko came out resembling The Undertaker's old American Bad Ass gimmick, even using the same theme music. Following that match, the third Yoshihiko was shot to death by Antonio Honda. A fourth Yoshihiko, resembling Hulk Hogan, debuted shortly afterwards.
• Akihiro, another inflatable love doll and the supposed sister of Yoshihiko. Made its debut on August 18, 2013.

Non-existent

• Misutero - An "invisible wrestler" i.e. non-existent. Opponents sell moves of a wrestler who isn't there, and the title is held by nothing and no-one but the wrestlers and referees act as if they can see and pin the "invisible wrestler". Muscle Sakai "won" the title from this "invisible wrestler" by using a "ray gun" and "infrared visor" to shoot the "invisible wrestler", winning the belt on a KO decision.

 

You know about the weirdest most interesting shit dude. I love it haha.

 

Hall lost it because he read a piece of paper that said "I Give Up". That title is the best

 

sensational

 

Just when I think the WWE is gonna get weird by having Bray have telepathic powers over Xavier Woods...I see shit like this and realize that other promotions are infinitely further ahead in weirdness

 

I didn't even notice the thing with Woods last night until it was mentioned in the thread. I went back a watched and it was great. This could be a great feud with the personalities involved.

 

ANd remember, there was Bray "stealing" powers from the Undertaker and Kane half a year ago. I'd love a story line angle where Bray slowly steals their positivity.

 

I wanna like Bray but I don't. I respect his ability but I just don't like over gimmicky wrestlers anymore. Wah.

 

i like bray as a wrestler overall, and his mic skills are close if not the best in the WWE. unfortunately his booking has been pretty atrocious to the point you can't expect anything from him.

 

I actually only like bray as a character, maybe well see a new bray physically though...

 

I can't believe how fucking over he was last night.

 

Also had no idea this was an old spot.

 

Just assume that anything those two do against one another in the ring is an old spot.

 

he also teased the package piledriver on Sami earlier in the match. There's a damn near 100% chance those guys are working that and the brainbuster into their matches.

 

This is fantastic. So is Drake.

Apparently the PWG spot was a callback to Ladder War 1 as well.

 

i still love that move that cesaro/zayn always do, so fluid and smooth.

 

Canadian Destroyer? People haaaaaaattttteeeeee that thing.

 

I marked out pretty hard at Cesaro's springboard corkscrew European uppercut from the top of the ladder. That was a move of beauty.

 

So it's been confirmed that Angle was contacted by the WWE. They don't have a plan in place, but are leaving the door open.

Looks like probably Jeff Hardy too from Meltzer's wordage.

 

Fuck yeah Angle