Astro 1ounge • Page 1141

I thought of Daughter first and I prefer to think you will have your balls ripped off at a Daughter show

 

DoNT yOu MeAn NeUtErEd YoU FuCkIn DoG!?

 

Hey just glad you appreciate me on some level

 

That might happen too. No way to know for sure

 

how dare you

 

I heard they are replacing “In God We Trust” on the quarter with this

 

That’ll be melt your whole fuckin taint off excuse my language

 

Coins can't become ill, Doctor.

 

Please don’t question the doc please

 

They sure as hell can make people ill. My neighbor has an iron deficiency and my friend got a nickel stuck in his throat in first grade, died. Unfortunately I was pre med at the time or I could’ve saved him.

 

is at Jeffrey Dahmer's house?

I know he's dead I couldn't think of a more recent reference

 

Please think before you post please

 

haha if only

 

I’ve had two bells two hearted. They teased me with Hopslam availability on draught but it turned out this bartender is a fuckin liar.

Actually they just served the last one which is simply obnoxious. Oh well.

 

Gonna mobile order myself some Starbucks for my drive to Brockton after work. You know you're old when you're excited to have a night in with your bff who is 7 months pregnant, when just 6 years ago we were going to bars and being ridiculous.

 

Have a great weekend everyone! And to those of you going to shows this weekend, have fun!

 

These are beers?

 

Uhhh, YEAH DUDE

 

Delicious beer borat

F autocorrect

 

What are you implying

 

Eating some Girl Scout cookies before I hit the gym #health

 

I think he is saying...

Think before u post

Could be wrong tho

 

Me a few days ago: Hell yeah I have 4 days off in a row, I can go to the gym every day and practice guitar all day long

Me now: In the doctors office seeing if I have bronchitis or pneumonia