2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 93

I am here for anti-pickles

 

PLEASE DON'T BE FULL OF SHIT ON THIS ONE

 

I don’t like pickles on burgers. I eat em straight up by themselves. Or fried pickles. Mmmm

 

okay pickles are fucking amazing you uncultured shits.

 

Has anyone else here watched Last Man on Earth all the way through?

 

Yeah, fuck is wrong with y’all lol.

Especially farm pickles where they do it with veggies other than cucumbers. Farm brined green beans are the best

 

Literally “extra pickles” is the difference between my McDonalds experience being decent and being bland

 

only thing they put on chick-fil-a sandwiches? PICKLES.

 

Fuck pickles and fuck you.

 

a Patriots fan would think that

 

Yeah if you are team pickles you are a shit and your football team is shit

 

a Steelers fan would think that

 

Danny Etling likes pickles. Show me where your loyalties lay.

 

I bet you picky ass punks don’t like olives or mushrooms either

 

If your score is more than 5 you lose

 

olives suck worse than pickles do

 

fuck a olive

 

Every single mock draft, people have the Jags doing the dumbest thing lol

Charlie Casserly just mocked us fucking Cody Ford at pick 7 lmao what the fuck

Hell no we better not take a guard higher than Quentin Nelson

 

Muffaletta sandwiches, Mediterranean dishes, pizza, and my homemade tomato sauce recipe all beg to differ

 

2. No milk, no raw fish.

Okay one this is bad logic haha. Also, Cody Ford is good. Not 7th overall good by any means but he can play both guard and tackle and could actually be pretty useful for us if we were to trade down.

 

It’s not bad logic. Ford is nowhere near as good as Nelson, and Nelson was an anomaly to go that high as an interior OL.

And I don’t want to hear “Ford can play tackle but Jonah Williams is probably a guard” lol, there is no argument against Jonah at tackle that isn’t doubly true for Ford

We better not take him before our round 2 pick and even then I’d rather take a tackle?? Like we need both but quality guards can be had on day 3.

 

The list is filled with trash.

Liver, ranch, Bleu cheese, mayo, canned tuna, etc

 

Fuck no. I’ve got class.

 

ranch and mayo rule

 

1) mayo is a necessary evil. It must be on sandwiches and in savory salads but NOT enough to taste it

2) what the fuck do you dip wings in if you don’t like ranch OR Bleu cheese

3) good tuna salad is actually really easy to make. Cayenne pepper, dill relish, old bay seasoning, basil and dijon mustard are key.