Astro 1ounge • Page 934

I started typing in all caps and he knew it was me

 

I will forever think of this gif when i call someone an Assface.

 

I wish you could just type harder for all caps, ya know? I think it'd feel good.

 

Lets bring this to shark tank

 

Mark Cuban isn't even Cuban. That's fuckin' false advertising, and he of all people should know that.

 

For those reasons I'm out

 

I remember someone pitching called him 'Cubes' on the show and immediately he was like, 'Don't call me Cubes'.

 

That's quality TV right there.

 

Kinda like how there's no actual sharks on the show. What a rip

 

It's not named after sharks

It's named after a shark-looking tank and they don't have that either

 

my ideas for shark tank (no copying)

1. a paper plate thats also a napkin
2. diet gum
3. glasses that cover your eyes for work

 

wut

 

so you can sleep but the boss has ZERO idea

 

Does it’s butt have a face or is it just another butt?

 

Me a @Mr. Serotonin alt confirmed

 

They played themselves by having to interact with Dan

 

I’m catching up on blogs and just came across this real actual sentence mixed in a review for a book
“our true meaning in life is to obey God and to be faithful. Thats it.” And what a depressingly BLEAK and boring outlook on life holy shit

 

Do people delete emails when they're done with them or just keep them and mark them read? I only delete things unread usually

 

Archive

 

Keep and mark as read always

 

Also I just checked out 7 books about resumes and getting jobs and shit

 

Is it bad that I've never understood what that means