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Cc @supernovagirl

 

This morning I had to get up earlier than normal so that I could take my car in for service. On Fridays, Sterling goes to daycare. I requested a loaner when I booked the appointment, knowing that I would have to take him to daycare in the loaner. My dealer's loaner policy has changed, it was very loose before, but now it explicitly states that no pets are allowed and people will be charged $250 for a violation of the loaner agreement. I took Sterling in the loaner anyway.

 

Why does capitalism hate animals

 

Very punk rock of you

 

that's what I was going for

 

Ken is a badass and just simply doesn’t give a shit

 

Look at this blog that said I could write for them.

Such random shit. It gets good traffic too wtf.


A Happy Family

 

yes. thank you for the recognition of my badassery.

 

please write listicles on all of those topics for them, even if you know nothing about them

 

especially if you know nothing about them*

 

"7 things to expect when you're expecting" by Dan

 

dan please write that blog ^

 

Just vacuum it really good they can't *prove* you had a dog in there.

Lie til you die - that's my motto.

If they say we found pet hair in the car blah blah blah just say that you noticed that too when you got it that's why you vacuumed it

 

or just say that it was his girlfriends hair

 

OMFGGGGG

 

I'm way too lazy to vacuum the car haha. He rode in the car for about 20 minutes and I put a blanket on the seat. I don't think they'll have a case, but I'll never schedule service on a day he goes to daycare again.

 

And her name is Border Collie.

 

I was going to go with Red Healer but that works too

 

Haha, a Red Healer sounds like a Doctor that has Psoriasis.

 

Also so on that picture it says concepts subject to license approval or whatever and I’m like :/ why would you announce it if it’s not even approved yet?

 

I have a similar motto, "Deny till you die"

 

I only tell the truth

 

Is that true?