Astro 1ounge • Page 828

my car is in the front yardddddd

 

and i'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

SLEEPING WITH MY CLOTHES ONNNNN

 

I CAME IN THROUGH THE WINDOW






















last night

 

i'm from bergen county and nope, always been in the northeast (only other place i've lived outside the NYC/northeast jersey area is boston)

 

AND YOU'RE

 

Where in Bergen! I remember you went to that PWG show so I figured you were West coast

 

where is dirty sanchez this morning

 

grew up in fair lawn (and then eventually found my way back here even after my parents moved away). i flew out specifically for that pwg show hah, if i loved on the west coast i'd go every month.

 

Ain't nothing but a mistake

 

Someone wants to PAY ME to write an article on their site muahahah

 

if they’re smart they’ll put a hold on the check but it sounds like they’re absolute morons so enjoy it i guess

 

What check? McDonald's is giving him ketchup packets

 

dan is at home profusely sweating over his laptop trying to crank out an article

 

They offered it after reading a PREVIOUS ARTICLE OF MINE.


Download Apex dad

 

already did send me some v bucks

 

Whats Apex anyway

 

People keep talking about Apex like it's not a BR game

 

It's BR af tho

 

squad up with me and sanchman

 

its dan

 

it's the most BR game

 

At the meatlocker