Astro 1ounge • Page 794

my fart will go on

 

I’m eating donuts from Dunkin so all is well

 

I would rather have something already made to grab and go than take the extra steps to dirty a knife and a plate. Your gf just doesn't get it.

 

If only he could read, too. He'd be unstoppable.

 

link us bro!

 

lol not yet

 

gotta get the slices

 

we'll get you that internet traffic and they'll be like "wow, dan is an internet star!"

 

Jersey Shore | FanFiction

 

It's gotta be:

Ask the Past: How to Fart, 1530

 

You guys are ridiculous

 

There better be a coffee mug on the merch page.

 

I'm already an internet star

 

Just got told by a client that he doesn’t want my help and would prefer someone competent. Awesome.

 

I was under the impression that every white man from the age of 24-45 was aware of Drew Magary

 

The person who took my order at lunch had a fake british accent and weirded me out

 

wat did yu get

 

We aren't as cultured as you bud

 

Sum chicken tendys and fries

 

Are you sure it was fake?

 

did you reach for a referral card and do this?

 

@Johnny depp

 

dayum from where