Astro 1ounge • Page 689

They don't really need to reinvent the wheel

 

how could they after Goodyear beat them to an illuminated one

 

mcdonalds illuminated big mac coming to a mcdonalds near you.

 

McDonald's Beyond Meat Big Mac when

 

[marches to McDonald's headquarters' marketing department]

"I've got a tagline to go along with the new additions to our products: Cheese to meat you"

[The Hamburgler himself throws me out of a window thirty stories up]

 

thirty stories up?! hamburgler sure must be... beefy

 

also four hours until i’m drunk and seeing the new Dragon Ball movie in theaters, where my dogs at

 

Take me to Grimace

 

Right here king

 

did you just neal degrasse tyson me

 

hell yeah

 

what is the new dragon ball movie btw? live action?

 

nope. animated, but maybe the most beautiful animation in franchise history. it looks gorgeous. if you’re at all familiar with Dragon Ball, this movie is reintroducing Broly and making him canonical

 

Yesterday I had a bunch of dorks come up to me in the box office to buy a ticket for the next day and when I saw it was for Dragonball Z it made sense

 

I'm not sure who Broly is. I watched DBZ the most and didn't follow up much with the timeline before and only saw a little bit of the series that came out a year or two ago, I'm looking into this movie though now. Sounds awesome

 

Dragon Ball Super you filthy casual fuck

 

it was a bold move for Shaggy to release this song

after this song

who's your angel, Shaggy? the girl you cheated on in "It Wasn't Me" or the girl you cheated with? or is it someone else entirely? how fast do you move, Shaggy? how can anyone trust that closer than your peeps they are to you?

I'm so high

 

Shaggy was the friend he didn't cheat

 

oh shit you're right, I think. I have to watch this video now because I don't remember the song. fuck

 

Shaggy gives the weirdest advice

Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on the right prefix
Whenever you should see her make the giggolo flex
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seeing is believing so you better change your specs
You know she not gonna be worrying 'bout things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Wait for your answer: go over there
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast

 

how could you forget that he had given her the extra key

 

I thought change your specs was change your sex for like 15 years

 

Listen to the Punch Up The Jam episode on It Wasnt Me, it will shed new light on the situation

 

this is the strangest butt plug I've ever seen

 

Nothing better in my life than when i buy/eat some fresh and perfectly ripe strawberries