Astro 1ounge • Page 671

I'd have to be utterly insane to link her to these forums and you animals

 

utterly insane... that reminds me of a game I used to play online when I was younger called udder insanity

 

That's a lifetime compared to Chris Pratt

 

Good lord I'd settle for half a girlfriend, in fact I'd be happy to take a quarter if I'm being honest

 

shots fired @Chris Pratt

 

A year and a half is too soon.





Jk

 

She is actually half a person, she has no legs.

 

Chris Pratt is too alt right for me. Dudes gonna be full blown GOP in a few years.

 

about as many legs as this joke

 

Top or bottom half

 

Top I guess. I'd prefer to have a whole person, just with 25% of the commitment I guess is what I mean. Fuck it I will take 10% but no less than that.

 

Being an amputee is a joke to you wow okay Ken

 

cups

 

Ah they will either say it's too soon or what took you so long. Fuck em Joey that's awesome

 

is a 10% girlfriend polyamory?

 

10%amory

 

forgot to post pictures of Trudy's buffet, but if you're ever in austin and super hungry for breakfast/brunch go there. no question. You will probably never be hungry again after eating there.

Trudys North Star | Trudys Tex-Mex Restaurant and Bar | Austin, TX


these are the flaquitas they make veggie ones or chicken ones, they are so fucking good, seriously worth the price of the buffet just for these + queso + jalapeno mac + cheese + fried corn bites.

 

Pratt/ Nugent 2020

 

this got weird

 

ok pete holmes

 

pete holmes probably says that shit every five minutes because pete holmes probably makes shit weird a lot

 

Kinda weird it was this late in the day tbh

 

Also @Dirty Sanchez you are gonna win this week because I was a hungover POS yesterday

 

hell yeah @Ken @Joe4th i am also proposing this year

but she already knows and has just asked for it to not be on New Years or Christmas or any cheesy day like that