Astro 1ounge • Page 542

I am Eddie Lampert

 

buying Sears is totally something you'd do and when you told Laura she'd just be like dear lord what have I gotten myself into

 

Lol watch him turn the company around somehow with having sole ownership of it. Then somehow in ten years sells it for triple what he paid for. Sounds like what a capitalist would do - tank a company on purpose for long term monetary gain.

 

I'd watch that sitcom

 

I don't even think I've ever bought an item from a Sears now that I think about it

But I guess I own the company now

 

The Dustin and Laura one, not the actual real life documentary hell we live in

 

My water softener and fridge came from sears

 

Eddie Lampert sounds like the snobby rich kid villain in a John Hughes movie

 

perfect qualifications for being a CEO

 

Found some Jim Bean maple under my bed, patiently waiting for Chinese food to show up.

 

LMAO!!!

 

Loved your performances on American Idol and with Queen

 

I think you're thinking of Eddie Van Halen

 

huge fan of Pistol Annies

 

do we really need another "margaritaville"

 

always

 

I threw up twice in the last hour and yet I’m about to leave for cicis pizza AMA

 

cheesy bread or cheese pizza

 

Cheesy bread
The only pizza I eat from there is Alfredo lol

 

alfredo pizza

 

weed is tight

weed is tight

 

I love smoking weed too. I should be hanging out with my best friend who moved to DC and she’s got some good ass weed apparently. Excited regardless

 

are you okay why are you throwing up?

 

Im up in god forsaken Nebraska at the gfs aunts house and its the first time I had to clean someone elses nasty ass toilet seat so I could feel comfortable enough to sit on it

and we ate a fuckin stouffers lasagna