Astro 1ounge • Page 530

I'm a f*ckin sea cow.

 

so many fuckin cookies and brownies everywhere at all times i need the holidays to end

 

I am exploding slowly. Keto begins January 2nd. Thanks @Dirty Sanchez

 

like i’m in polos only mode because button down shirts make me feel bad rn. i sat in the chair at the barber yesterday and got a glimpse of myself in the mirror. this thread could have eaten for a week off just one of my tits.

 

Yeah you are

 

I have like 6 boxes of cookies at home. My gf's uncle brought over about 10 pounds of baked ziti the other night. Idk what to do with it but eat it until i can't and then throw out the rest. it makes me feel bad but so does being a fat ass sea cow

 

10 fuckin pounds?! that’s just cruel

 

I walked into my in-laws on Christmas and got the "OMG you look so skinny" ......drunk Italian aunties are nuts man.

 

Are you legit pooping or just trying not to deal with people?

 

we filled up all of our tupperware with it and there was still some left

 

I chewed all the cookies and cakes then spit it out in a paper towel and put in trash.

 

sounds fulfilling

 

Like last night I had pizza and threw away all the crust.

 

There is something seriously wrong with you.

 

toppings only, i like it

 

I’m not ingesting those carbs.

 

what do you find more offensive @WUTBOT420, carbs or donald trump?

 

Trump

 

k

 

poop

 

50 minutes until the weekend

 

omg I wish. I so don't want to come in tomorrow. Maybe I'll leave early.

 

I have no free will should I get pizza or qdoba