Astro 1ounge • Page 493

I think Fords are fine, the rental Escape I drove was super nice and if I could afford it I would get one

I have an Equinox now, and it also is fine

 

I lived and dated a man from Mechanicsburg, PA who used "fix" in the most ridiculous ways.

"fixin to go to the store" always made me fucking crazy.

 

I know a guy from there, he was fuckin weiiiiiiiiiiiiiiird

 

I like the Ford Focus because the name reminds you what to do when you're in it

 

But really all cars are bad

 

Yesterday when I was working concessions an old lady came up to me and said “Mary Poppins to you!”
I just chuckled and she said “get it? Because instead of Merry Christmas I’m saying Mary Poppins!”
I know she was trying to be kind and cutesy but after that I froze up for 10 seconds and forgot how to interact with a human. It just threw me off guard.

 

And the way you pronounce worcester is weird af

 

of course the city was named Mechanicsburg

 

It's like 'wer-ster'

 

The way ANYONE pronounces it is weird

 

If his name was Chester, I don't even wanna know.

 

I'm going to have to do pull ahead for my lease here soon

 

His name is Russ Jr!

 

Mecahnicsburg, hell on earth....same thing.

 

How do I pronounce Worcester?

With no confidence

 

idk about that but she's beeing saying a phrase that also uses the word "pop" in it and it's v uncomfortable

 

I know one Russ and he was from Westborough

 

QFT QFT QFT

 

They destroy the environment

 

Its kinda like Woooster

 

she’s a deviant what did you expect

 

HEY
EVERYBODY
AND @Shrek
IM GONNA BE
IN NJ
ON
SATURDAY
MORNING

 

I asked my wife how she pronounces it and she just said "I just refuse to say the word" and that's my stance too

 

AND IM GONNA BE AROUND HENRY ALOT MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Molly?