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I have all sorts of "things going wrong when travelling" stories lol. I once rented a cabin in Watoga State Park in central West Virginia (near Marlinton) to record this song.

(I chose that place because It was by far the cheapest cabin with electric hookups in the whole region. They offered a winter special that only cost like 40 per night)

A few of my buddies came and joined me for part of that week, and I drank close to 20 Busch Lights over the course of a whole day. That is the sickest I've ever been from alcohol hahaha. We were just putting them back slowly together and the minute I finished that last one I felt... odd... Like all my insides were sloshy and I couldn't have a conversation or stand up.

So guess what happens while I'm throwing up 13 times? The motherfucking heater breaks and they say they can't bring a technician until tomorrow. Hahahaha

So me and my friends are out in 5 degree temperatures, so cold our hands and face HURT, me trying to hold back vomit, collecting damn firewood the whole night to keep the cabin warm. That one fucking sucked too.

...But the next day my friends left and I still recorded that song so it wasn't a total failure lol.

 

I had my wallet stolen by a woman I slept with when I visited Seattle hahaha. That time I was just a dumbass and left my shit out while I went and took a shower. She "left to get a pack of cigarettes" and took my wallet and never came back lmao. Luckily when you have a case of identity fraud sometimes you can get your money back and I did.

 

Once a buddy and I drove out to Seattle from Pittsburgh, because he had an internship at Boeing. They paid for hotels and our food. It was was as wild as it sounds.

 

Basically do not travel with Randall

 

Eight dollars?!

 

Hahaha, nah she took like $800 out of my bank account immediately. I don't think they ever caught her.

 

i think of this every single time i remember this story and it makes it even funnier every time

 

I'm jealous of this one that sounds amazing

 

Free road trips = best road trips

 

lets all get hyped for that Seattle hockey team

 

"You're really jamming out over there. Listening to something catchy?"
"...yes."

*is listening to Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen*

 

Why do you think I love going on tour lmao

It's honestly not even hard to sell enough merch to cover food, motel, and gas. Sometimes it just happens naturally, I don't have to push it or make a pitch, I can just be like "thanks for coming your support means a lot". Humility is relatable and it makes people more inclined to support.

I much prefer that, to the way I have to pitch specials & add-ons at my fine dining restaurant.

 

you and i have a different definition of free.

 

Such a great system. I was number one in my store with a perfect rating... all because I was natural and thought the credo was incredibly stupid. They asked me how I did it and I was like “I’m just trying to make customers happy with their purchase! because my managers were Apple corporate lovers too much to tell the truth.

 

I just want a job where no one will talk to me.

Customer service, believe it or not, is not fulfilling that for me

 

I thought I wanted that and now that I have it, it gets kinda lonely tbh!

 

I mean, travel that pays for itself. If you want me to be more specific.

 

I have that job and it’s perfect

 

such is life

 

So @EntryLevelDave did I happen to read earlier that you went through chemo recently?

I don't know any details but just wanted to say you have my support brother.

 

Oh no, that was like, 2 years ago. I was telling a story about how my brother asked me to help him fake a drug test not realizing that the drugs i was on during the time would pop up on the test and be a waaaay bigger question mark for them haha

 

Haha My netpromoters were great. My 1 on 1 and Mobile Me and Applecare numbers weren't because I wasn't pushy. I'd make people aware and move on with my life lol

 

Well like, you still have my support. I'm glad you beat cancer, hell yeah. hahaha

 

Haha fair enough, Thanks!