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No, because you can fix that for Daddy

 

Larry David voice
The coupon says for all customers am I not a customer

 

"So you're saying I'm too rich? What's the cut off? I don't see you giving Ted Danson a hard time."

(Ted Danson in a very condescending voice)

"Larry, clearly you need it more. I'll give you mine."

 

write this script and send it to him.

seriously.

 

Make sure it says it's from @Larry David so he'll think it's from himself and be more likely to produce it.

 

He uses a gift card at a fancy restaurant and refuses to tip the valet " I can drive my car for free"

 

This brings back so many bad memories

 

that's the rule. if you can't scan it it's not for sale ergo I own it by the transitive property of finders keepers

 

Not sure that’s how it works. Or do you mean if it’s under $500? Hint hint

 

I’m going shopping for my little sister and I can’t believe how many forced gender stereotypes there are on clothes for literal babies. It’s like “mommy’s little diva” or “dad’s worker”

 

it's a bunch of bullshit.

father in law's new wife gave my son a "all the ladies love me" shirt.

my daughter wears it more than my son haha.

 

I'm mommy's little diva

 

I don’t see anything wrong with a father loving their son. You’re both monsters

 

And you’re on a watch list

 

@littlejohn looking to do a little Christmas “shopping” Now if I “buy” things for under $50 on separate days is that okay? Is there a weekly “spending” limit?

 

You literally are. @bachna84 scandal watch list

 

Why on earth is this an advert for me?


No actually don’t answer that.

 

I'm sure that they keep tabs on people. I would do $50 separate days at separate stores. *not a lawyer.

 

I think @Kingjohn_654 got that ad

 

That is not reassuring.

 

@Mr. Serotonin Bought one so they assume there’s a good market in this thread

 

@Mr. Serotonin is it comfy?

 

it's not meant to be.

he makes them. it's real hair!