(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1375

I learned it all from Dr. @Mr. Serotonin, Esq. PhD.

 

No jalapenos is the perfect amount of jalapenos

 

Good thing youre the boss


Baby

 

Dude get out of here with this trash

 

weak.

 

I feel like this is the millennial unemployed version of me, a woman, saying something in a business meeting and getting ignored and then a man repeated it and got the praise and when I’m like yo I just said that people are like no you didn’t except there’s physical proof that I did that y’all could see by going back a few pages and making me not feel so fucking crazy thanks

 

When I set up the jalapeno area at work and I have to inhale that shit I want to vomit

 

nO JaLePenOs iS tHe PeRfEcT aMoUnT Of jAlePeNoS

 

That’s from the vinegar, not the jalepenos

 

Why does a movie theater have a jalapeno area

 

why is carpetelf here to keep the patriarchy alive smdh elf

 

For nachos, dumbass

 

get that chili powder out of your guacamole and replace it with garlic powder. thank me later.

 

Yeah this 99% of the time but some people have it on their popcorn for some reason

One time I had someone ask for a cup of jalapeno juice to pour over their popcorn

 

this guys got his head so far in the kit kats he doesn't know what day it is

 

They're not usually that fancy

 

It’s hella good on popcorn lol

 

delete this

 

Also i have no fucking idea what is going on

 

@Mr. Serotonin why didn't you say hi

 

Garlic cloves

 

But really, jalapeños at a movie don’t represent real jalepenos and also that bad smell is the vinegar used to preserve them, not the jalepenos. Case closed

 

I’ve tried it both ways and actually prefer the powder. But yes garlic is key

 

oh yeah pickled jalapenos are garbage. unless they are house made