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I have it in good authority that it was actually Dustin Starset and not an alt

 

We should’ve thrown him in the punch bowl at his wedding

there was no punch bowl

 

I fucking knew it!

 

I've never seen it, but if it's anything like Frozen......

 

or a wedding
scandal

 

Just a Mountain Dew bowl

 

yeah this isn't a 1980s prom

 

I couldn’t go to prom because it was the weekend of Coachella so I threw a fake one at my house. Punch bowl, disco ball, balloons and everything. Picked up the girl while wearing a tux and she had no idea where we were going.

 

So you are admitting to kidnapping?

 

I didn't go to prom because at my bougie ass school tickets were like $100 and parties are lame, however I should have done something else because I was very depressed that night

 

Nah I said “put on your fanciest dress” and she did

 

This didn’t happen

 

this makes it sound more like a Phantom of the Opera situation

 

This is my only evidence of that night since i deleted all my ex stuff

 

I believe the night happened. I don’t believe the kidnapping part.

 

See, I believe the kidnapping happened but not the night

 

Wait... they have prom in middle school? I thought prom wasn’t till high school

 

She was 18 and I was 17 so I was the kidnapped one

 

are these Taking Back Sunday lyrics

 

When I was a sophomore I was asked to go to prom by a senior. Then with like a week till prom, I still hadn’t gotten a suit or arranged a car or anything so I ended up cancelling on her. I thought she’d be totally cool with it because I saw her as way out of my league but she was actually super pissed and never spoke to me again. Now she’s married to a like 50 year old dude and has a kid with him.

 

I fell asleep in a vacated house after prom

 

joe f**ks

 

My date left my prom early so she could go be with her ex, so I got drunk and played Texas Holdem with my friends. Won $200 that night so I call it a win

 

Got the digital code? My dad would like that movie

 

Your ‘dad’ sure would I bet