Astro 1ounge • Page 309

I had to get a new phone a while back, but my contact list was on an old microSD card, so I decided to see how long i could go without needing to add the list to my new phone - it's got a fuck ton of old numbers in it so i'm gonna have to prune it down - anyway it took about a month for someone who wasn't gina, my therapist or my immediate family to text me lol

i should probably get some IRL friends idk idk

 

Oh phuck I need to call in sick Monday tbh with this project that is coming my way

 

but you only get one sick day a year

 

Wat!!

 

What’s happening y’all. Hope no one was anticipating my video I got really high and forgot m. I’ll make it today tho

 

So the video is going to be real?!

 

What's a fake video? People acting behind a frame?

 

SHOW ME

 

I’ll take a pic of the switch when I get it


But apparently it’s a Latin American model smh. They must have robbed a truck or two in Peru. Oh well ayyyy lmao. It’ll work, but I won’t be able to get it fixed if it breaks.

 

SHOW ME A PIC OF THE TRACKING

 

Fuk u

 

See, liar

 

dan : tracking :: @Borat : chairs

 

Good morning to everyone except @SlappinCups

 

wow thanks

 

Good morning to everyone but you know who

 

fk u

 

Was I talking about you fkr

 

I'm very upset there is no Time by Hootie metalcore cover

 

Ordered more chairs?

 

my paycheck came through early. what for lunch y'all

 

Southwest gate agent mocks 5-year-old girl's 'Abcde' name


This is something @Mr. Serotonin would do