Astro 1ounge • Page 302

GOD DAMMIT AGAIN CUPS

 

I'm trying to dispel this notation, not fuck a chair on cam.

 

i'm streaming Beetlejuice on my work computer. Not watching it, just keeping it running. Eat shit employer

 

I do

 

@Shrek is part of this?

 

he's providing a video of him not fucking a chair as proof

 

Can you repeat what you're streaming twice

 

why does the chair have to be on @Shrek

edit: dammit ian

 

get ready for your favorite pornstar list to be updated

 

lol.

 

yeah just not 3 times

 

I wouldn't mind seeing someone **** a chair because I'm not really sure how you would go about that.

 

yeah we know

 

It constantly updates, you fool

 

ew

 

that’s exactly what somebody who secretly fucks chairs would say

 

better than a tripod, get more angles

 

googled fuck a chair at work and I think that's going to be my third strike

 

I have a feeling chairfucker borat will be the only constant

 

took me a few tries to read this sentence because I was reading it as if "Google Fuck A Chair" was a new tech product, and then as if it was an "OK Google" command

 

siri how do you fuck a chair

 

Mikey i’ll be your chair’s bottom you’ve always been a real one

 

Recliners have more cushion for the pushin'

 

I’m just glad we’re getting another @Borat youtube video

 

sorry to all the A1 lurkers out there today