Astro 1ounge • Page 296

This is the most wrong Dylan has ever been

 

[looks to the horizon]

is that... is that another debate about pancakes or waffles coming up

 

yes it does. that is cereal made for children (frosted flakes) marketed to adults (special k)

 

Now, an argument you can make that’s factual is that in the 1970’s cereal companies started marketing sugary cereals towards children to bolster their sales. But to say cereal as a whole is a food for children or 65 years plus is stupid.

 

what cereal was meant to stop mbation again? @CarpetElf knows i think

 

If it’s made for children wouldn’t it be marketed towards children?

 

if @dylan thinks bran flakes are what children are into then i fear for his future children

 

Corn flakes

 

Lmao WAT.

Prolly Grape Nuts

 

A**le Jacks

 

“I’m never having kids”

 

dog I hate to say it but big dyl is right here

 

i bet he didn't ask for that hairline either

 

Don't worry he'll die a virgin

 

Whose side are you on, man?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhha

 

Corn Flakes Were Part of an Anti-Masturbation Crusade

 

That’s tight. Did it work?

 

Does Special K have frosting or some shit?

 

cereal is like spaghetti, sure adults can technically eat it, but it makes you a child if you do

 

better than how they used to market cereal

Grape-Nuts: You'd be Nuts Not to Eat Them

 

Cereal is the best when you're high. You wouldn't know anything about that though since you're a cop

 

Dylan having a snack

 

Bein' high is great when you're sober

 

i almost forgot how almost all of you have terrible food opinions