Astro 1ounge • Page 286

I am at the gym right now

 

hell yeah what machine you doing

 

@GrantCloud approximately how many gainz did u get

 

Arctrainer til I hit 1000 cals burned from exercise, then I’ll go lift.

 

I wonder if @Borat ’s perversions extend to stationary bikes

 

i think bikes are their own thing but seats on other exercise machines are fair game

 

All the gainz

And @SlappinCups like 5/6 days a week, cardio is useless though and I’m all about the swole and gainz

Jk cardio isn’t bad tho

 

I got a company CC and the first thing I thought was strip club

Still need a reason to write it off as an expense

 

strippers don’t take plastic cloud

 

It's an expense because it costs money

 

How do you know

 

no way to know for sure

idk they might now it’s been at least 12 years since I’ve been to a strip club

 

I will add to the notes “morale booster”

 

Too bad no one asked you dad

 

“Morale boost”

 

“Team building exercise”

 

Whoa

 

now you just use apple pay by tapping your phone to their heels

 

That is tighhtt

 

Umm I can sheepishly confirm they don’t

 

“Sheepishly”

 

“Do you guys take Venmo?”

 

Throws bitcoin at Cinnamon and Destiny

 

What a baaaaad boy

 

I remember one time MTV had a televised birthday celebration for Carson Daly and different celebrities would come out and perform or whatever. Anyway they had Mya come out and give him a lap dance and it was extremely awkward and a little gross even to my dumb teenage brain