(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1365

this post is art

 

this explains a lot about this woman

 

very ready for this to not work out for you

 

I give it a 15% shot.

 

thank goodness she has time to sit back and reflect on her life choices that brought her to this moment

 

let's place bets pregnant or STD

 

This girl has said very nice things to me about me, I think there is some unfortunate brain damage.

 

i bet she gets the senses of vision and smell for Xmas and that’s what fucks this all up

 

STD, but only for dan

 

At least I smell my best around December in Florida because it's actually cool out and I don't sweat as much all day.

 

i feel this

 

I sweat a lot but always smell terrific

 

I smell like broccoli

 

I can smell it from here.

 

which is weird because you don't eat vegetables

 

I just did an hour ago for lunch!!!!

 

hopefully u don't eat him

 

once again dan ketchup doesn’t count

 

it did according to the Reagan administration

 

Ketchup is a vegetable, Ronald Reagan said so

 

can't wait to see how this all falls apart on dan

 

excuse me for not giving a shit about ronald reagan

 

can't wait to see how this all falls apart on dan

 

same

 

he was our greatest president Derek you should

I can't say that with a straight face fuck him and his administration for laughing off the AIDS crisis