Astro 1ounge • Page 283

scotch is a good motivator for me. trivia is too. i got an offer on my house last night so if everything actually goes through i should be living in that area around mid January and i can pop in for more stuff like that

 

Hell yes that's awesome! I hope it all works out and the house gets bought

 

thanks man i really appreciate it. what kind of scotch do you have?

 

I have a bottle of Talisker single malt and a bottle of Japanese scotch that I can't read

Idk anything about scotch so I took Laura to the liquor store and was like "pick out some stuff that's good"

 

Morning y’all a really good opportunity might present itself this week so cross all your fingers for me and send me your good vibes :3

 

good vibes sent

via ups though so see what brown can do for you

 

And you cannot lie?

 

it was a good big cookie but they didn’t have the m&m one and i do have a mild case of the rumblies

 

chewy or crunchy?

 

chewy cookies or gtfo

 

Donkey

 

chewy center that got progressively crunchier towards the outside but never too crunchy, a real masterclass in consistency

 

when I make cookies or brownies at home I slightly undercook them to achieve maximum gooey levels

 

for real, anyone who makes crunchy cookies should be on some fbi suspected serial killer list

 

okay this motherfucker is listening to jingle bells on repeat

 

I left my earbuds at home. This is horse shit

 

can you write pink slips

 

pink slips my ass. when the revolution happens he’s going to the guillotine first.

 

urbandictionary intensifies

 

this guy f**ks

 

ftfy

 

justin why are you being like this today

 

tucah bout a bad take

 

What's happening y'all