Astro 1ounge • Page 281

damn he's gonna be getting that new game early: super smash bazinga

 

The Rock will be president in 2020



#hottake

 

nah 2024

 

nah 2032

 

Whoa man, the future is female you POS.

 

YEAH well I forgot to include that there will be a higher position than President in 2032 "Queen of America".



There will also be robot people that you can marry.

 

and **** and ****

 

dan's done his research about these robot people

desperate dan strikes again

 

I legit found a site thats like a robot girl brothel lmao. I think VICE had an article on it.


Yah it was VICE. Sex Doll Brothels Are Here to Stay

 

you searched up robot woman brothels dan JUST ADMIT IT

 

GTFO

 

so WHAT IF I DID. IT'S INTERESTING

 

I bought for $179.99 usd

 

only a robot sex worker would fuck Dan

 

What game

 

I thought the joke would be even a robot wouldn't fuck Dan.

 

yours is better I'm impressed

 

that's what the robot sex worker was programmed to say said

 

i really like big cookies and it’s Tuesday so i think i’m gonna establish Big Cookie Tuesdays

 

don't let Big Cookie take over the snack industry, make room for the little guys

 

Se* thing?

 

But it's National Day of Giving tho.