(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1362

I'm pure so I don't do that

 

It also makes me better than all you people

 

Sure you moved to Denver for the scenery

 

scenery.... or greenery

 

lmao i listened to this song for reasons unknown on Friday (first time in probably a decade or whenever the hell it was always on tv)

 

first time i smoked pot i was 17 and in the backseat of a car and i hallucinated a tiny deranged man on a very large tricycle was trying to catch us and run us off the road. everyone else who smoked the same stuff had no issues whatsoever. don't know if that makes me allergic or if it was laced but that was quite an experience. the few times i tried it after that i never had anything close to that, which makes me think it was laced.

moral of the story - people are shady fucks

 

interesting

 

Must be a different dylan

 

I love this for me

 

why does Dylan text anyone. all it does it come back to haunt him

 

Sinner

 

shut the hell up kaitie

 

You know I cant

 

Legit unironically love that song/album.

 

why does anyone text anyone

 

Talking on the phone is a nightmare

 

this is accurate

 

I just send my girlfriend Animoji’s

 

This is deep and existential

 

I've never been high because im like an innocent newborn baby lamb

 

Aw helllllll yeah

 

I thought u deleted yr profile james

 

I did but ya know, every once in awhile you get drunk and you make another one

 

In Russia dog gives bone to you