Th es a 99% Chanel This Is A Music Chat Thread [Archived] • Page 1416

Half?

 

I'm trying to fix a vcr.

Kill me

 

Are the halves small children or adults who were in terrible accidents?

 

Well my mother-in-law just falls in line with whatever insane shit spews from my father-in-law’s mouth without weighing her own opinions on the matter. She admitted to us last year that she voted the way he told her to and then felt bad about it afterward. Then this year she voted for Scott and De Santis in the Florida races because she heard from him that the democratic candidates wanted to do some wacky shit (I can’t even remember what it was she fell for), so she gets to keep the designation of being 1/2 even though I’m beginning to think she needs an upgrade to a full supporter.

 

If my nephew shows up in trump gear I’m going knock over his juice

 

I found one of my coworkers Twitter and they mentioned me by name in like 5 tweets. All positive things but still surprising

 

That is hella weird

 

Link or it didn't happen

 

He's lying like he lied about that girl being horny in elementary school

 

>:^]

 

HAZELNUTSACK!

 

This looks like Doug

 

Stop copying/pasting the same shit in different threads @Delonge Freak 69

 

It’s my crowning achievement.

 

Good morning @Mary V !

 

Morning! How are you?

 

All you did was Mad-Libs

 

Very tired, but tomorrow is my last day before a 4 day weekend, so I'll survive

 

My five day starts today. Yay for PTO.

 

I'm using a good amount of mine in December! Can't wait

 

I wanted hawaiian food but it’s 3pm and Daisy is still hungover so I guess Taco Bell

 

Just put pineapple on it.