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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1352

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. theagentcoma Nov 15, 2018
    theagentcoma

    yeah good okay Prestigious

    I'm getting drinks with a makeup artist tonight I matched with on Bumble. Her opening line:

    "I'll give you so much reassurance. All the validation."

    No idea what the hell she's on about but she said I was cute and liked the SpongeBob quote I used in my bio so
     
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  2. iCarly Rae Jepsen Nov 15, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    she was talking about your dick
     
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  3. Dog with a Blog Nov 15, 2018
    Dog with a Blog

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    Ian!
     
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  4. theagentcoma Nov 15, 2018
    theagentcoma

    yeah good okay Prestigious

    lol I thought it might just be a copy and paste answer because it references nothing in my bio at all
     
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  6. thesoftskeleton Nov 15, 2018
    thesoftskeleton

    Trusted

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  7. iCarly Rae Jepsen Nov 15, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

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  8. dylan Nov 15, 2018
    dylan

    Prestigious Supporter

    no one is pure here but me
     
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  9. bigmike Nov 15, 2018
    bigmike

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    I’m away from the site for a few days and I come back to foul mouthed Ian WHAT HAVE YOU ALL DONE AND HOW DO I BLAME @oldjersey FOR IT
     
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  10. St. Nate Nov 15, 2018
    St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    i agree
     
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  11. ChaseTx Nov 15, 2018
    ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    Nah Ian does this occasionally. To keep us on our toes perhaps
     
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  12. oldjersey Nov 15, 2018
    oldjersey

    Pro STREAMER ON TWITCH Supporter

    Fucking fuck Ian
     
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  13. Dog with a Blog Nov 15, 2018
    Dog with a Blog

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    Take it to the sex thread, Dan
     
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  15. iCarly Rae Jepsen Nov 15, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    the human body is natural and beautiful and it not impure to discuss it
     
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  16. Dog with a Blog Nov 15, 2018
    Dog with a Blog

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    Even Dan’s?
     
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  17. iCarly Rae Jepsen Nov 15, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

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  18. oldjersey Nov 15, 2018
    oldjersey

    Pro STREAMER ON TWITCH Supporter

    I have like three different girls who want to "hang" when I go to NJ and I just have a feeling all three of em are gonna FLAKE. Meh. Lifestory.
     
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  19. oldjersey Nov 15, 2018
    oldjersey

    Pro STREAMER ON TWITCH Supporter

    *cue your dumb fucking jokes*
     
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  20. St. Nate Nov 15, 2018
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    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    no i'm sure you're gonna have a foursome.
     
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  21. ComedownMachine Nov 15, 2018
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  22. oldjersey Nov 15, 2018
    oldjersey

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    Dude, thanks
     
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  24. St. Nate Nov 15, 2018
    St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    yeah golfing is a lot of fun. you'll probably get your ass handed to you.
     
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  25. bigmike Nov 15, 2018
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    “Gonna take a break from women.”

    “I got 86 women looking to hang with me”
     
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  26. iCarly Rae Jepsen Nov 15, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    Dan is gonna stand in the middle of the green while everyone hits golf balls at him
     
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  27. theagentcoma Nov 15, 2018
    theagentcoma

    yeah good okay Prestigious

    Bout to go meet this girl and find out what the hell she meant by her message
     
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  28. MrCon Nov 16, 2018
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    I was trying to describe myself to someone

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