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One of the sales rep at work I was talking to with him and then I just said yeah I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning and he goes I’ll get you lunch! And i was like please don’t! It’s fine! Then he stuffed $9 in my pocket of my jacket and I didn’t realize until he left that sneak! Then he gave $5 to a coworker cause she was talking about going to a local metal show that was $7 but she had to get her car fixed and she didnt have much money and he overheard her talking about it so gave her money.

Anyways people are nice and I’m garbage that’s all

 

i just fucking realized i used "swedish" and not "sweetest" lol

 

You aren't garbage hush

Is the sales rep single

 

Same thing p much.

 

I don't get it

Shut the fuck up this didn't happen you're a liar!

and also there's no such thing as being "meant for each other." you moron

go to hell nate

you leave your lunch at home more than you actually bring it with you to work! james is to parking his car as you are to your lunch box.

 

I’ve always said the same thing until you and Kaitie came along

 

i think Bear is the only shmoopy wooopy bear in that relationship

 

no that's dinner.

 

someone explain ian's pic he posted of the guy from breaking bad and the woman from spiderman

 

no!!

 

you look like kirsten dunst

 

and explain elf's yugioh swedish schwimmer puzzle while your at it

 

Shoutout to @supernovagirl for my 50,000th like.

I'd like to thank my sponsors, BWW, Publix, and most of all, p****. You fueled me to get where I am today, though, there's no way to know for sure.

 

Guy from Breaking Bad was in Game Night and looks like Matt Damon's less attractive brother

 

only 19,000 more until the big one!

 

I've been trying to figure that one out myself

 

*"you're" dum dum

 

My swedish friend

 

Whoa, nice.

#SynchronicityIsSexy

 

so i grab a selzter every morning for after lunch and today i just grabbed a can without looking so now i'm having Shiner Cheer i guess

 

Rico Nasty still goes hard

 

And @dylan is like the less attractive brother of Matt Damon’s less attractive brother

 

the guy from breaking bad will alway be the guy from friday night lights to me