Astro 1ounge • Page 205

how checked out of my job am i? i'm not even pausing the music when i answer the phone anymore.

 

[suckin' on my t*tties like you wanted me, callin' me, all the time like Blondie]

"Thanks for calling [place of business] this is CarpetElf, how can I help you?"

 

Why is this stuck in my head

 

Because it slaps

 

Hell yeah that’s a banger

 

surprised this wasn't @Mr. Serotonin

 

he could have been there in drag

 

it's 2018

 

No way to know it wasn't

 

@FloridaLads go see Foxing this February

 

Florida (Wo)Man at it again

 

dang i didn't realize you could get tortilla strips and bacon in your burrito at qdoba but it kinda brings it to the next level tbh

 

I almost went to Freebirds just because they had a sign out advertising that they have Beyond Meat, but it cost $1.50 extra and I said nope and went to Firehouse

 

Nice

 

k

 

That’s fuckin’ tight dude

 

you can fuckin' say that again man

 

You can f***** s** th** again ***!

 

d***** t***

 

Yo @Dirty Sanchez you’re in the clear! Carb away!

 

WTH is that ad

 

your relinquishment, indulge away (likely).

 

I like to think the way they put (This is) in parentheses is them saying it's the way the person in the picture is holding their stomach like no shit that'll make you look weird.

 

Can I stay in bed! I don’t want to get up!

 

Work has been out of control the last two days ugh