2018-2019 NFL Season Thread Football • Page 1073

I like this

 

Gritty stole all of Philadelphia’s greatness the moment he was born.

 

Thats shitty. The busted plays didn’t happen on his side of the field though. Two of Ebron’s touchdowns were due to confusion between Telvin and Church. They really need to work on communicating and passing off assignments against two-TE formations.

I could see him getting frustrated cause even when we call man coverage it’s been off-man. Hence why he gets beat by a 35 yard crossing route by TY Hilton cause he never was able to get on top of him.

 

My hunch is starting to feel very correct - Ramsey doesn’t want to play for DC Todd Wash

 

haha damn and I proofread it twice

 

Fuck that they spread salmonella and staph infections.


There’s also this:

“A cockroach can live for a week without its head. Due to their open circulatory system, and the fact that they breathe through little holes in each of their body segments, they are not dependent on the mouth or head to breathe. The roach only dies because without a mouth, it can't drink water and dies of thirst.”

And they can withstand temperatures between 0 and 140 degrees Fahrenheit, as well as being the only living creatures who can subsist with exposure to the radiation of a nuclear fallout.

FUCK COCKROACHES. Kill them ALL.

 

Aye @CarpetElf if you still want to move here we've got our basement for rent heh

 

I will gather all the cockroaches into a box and mail it to you.

 

I'm being srs

 

Oh well shit lol. I'm moving with two others but I appreciate the offer and I'm sorry for saying I'll mail your own cockroaches back to you in a box.

 

What part of Denver do you live in? Right now my most likely plan is moving back to Maryland but... small chance I go out there too.

 

Yes! Move RANDALL into your basement!

Also, he lives in Aurora.

 

I want to live near my dude @CarpetElf but we can’t goddamn agree on a place haha. He sides with his roommates on most potential moving spots.

 

I already lured him to Jacksonville and he hated it so he’s never trusting me again hahaha

Granted that was a lateral move from Tallahassee

 

the fuck it was

 

Hey Jax just voted blue so you can’t use that to say Tally is better anymore!!!

 

<--- real life depiction of CarpetElf moving to Jacksonville

 

Charlotte is awesome and he’s leaving

 

Motherfucker so are you

 

In like 2-3 years lol

 

I think the thing we've been the most unanimous about as a thread is @CarpetElf 's bad taste in all things in life

 

I'm currently eating a wild berry poptart so bet you're feeling pretty wrong right about now

 

We're in Southeast Aurora about 20-25 minutes from downtown Denver

 

I miss arguing on gameday afternoon, but then having nerdy ass discussions about fantasy football that night, with some frantic indie/emo music on, over a bottle of gin, after apologizing for lashing out at each other due to Jags frustration

In a nutshell that is me & Matt haha