(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1342

thank you.

 

pretty sure this is a narcissism loophole

 

I feel like kaitie can just hold her hand on Dylan’s head and his stubby arms couldn’t touch her how are we supposed to believe she couldn’t kick his ass

 

It doesn’t count!!!!!

 

I tried doing Dylan’s grocery bag full of mayo bit at work once and everyone just looked at me like oh......you seem real insecure. They didn’t even laugh. I was upset.

 

Narcissism Loophole is my ska band

 

Never take humor tips from dylan

 

The bit only works if it’s true

 

Thank you for the last like two pages. Brought some much needed levity to my day. Y’all are the best.

 

No were not.

 

Y’all the best *

*only dylan is the best

 

I’m a sentient garbage dump of a person

 

I was told “wow you’re much more attractive in person” on my last date so take that y’all

 

Yeah I’ve been told I’m more attractive in person and that my photos basically suck so idk what to do w that one

 

sorry for the copyright infringement

 

Real talk: I’ve been trying very hard to say thank you or I appreciate it when my girlfriend compliments me. Kind of a fake it til you make it hoping that if I just accept it verbally enough I’ll eventually just believe it.

 

I think I’m ugly but I’ve never had problems getting cute girls into me

 

i thought we were done talking about pegging

 

I’m also very bad at this and I too have been trying to be better but man it’s hard

 

yeah when people compliment me my first instinct is to question their judgement

 

My girlfriend is real bad at it too. She deflects all compliments and I’ve been trying to just have a rule where we both just verbally accept the nice things we say about one another because we both think the other person is insane for liking the other.

 

I know I’m hot as hell

 

amazingly good looking people like me never get compliments

sorry, but if you receive compliments you're actually hideous.

 

the other day my gf and I were talking about something and she said something about having low standards. I told her that’s been pretty obvious since day one :)

 

when someone compliments me I assume it's a secret complex own or flattery so they can get something in return