(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1341

***** thing?

 

goddammit

goddammit

 

goddammit

 

Yeah, I’ve become very positive about many things in my life and myself but body positivity will most assuredly never happen for myself.

 

in very @dylan voice: *i look like a grocery bag full of mayonnaise*

 

Also I have slept 30 minutes since 9:15 am yesterday and just finished driving 12.5 hours of a 15 hour trip holy fuck I’m delirious.

 

monks are celibate ian

 

Here’s a nude of me

 

hXc

 

I’m like stewed cabbage shoved into a condom someone has been saving for 30 years in the heat of the Texas sun

 

I have the muscle definition of a tube sock full of dead goldfish

 

I have a head the size of satellite dish on the body of a wax replica of a snowman in a tanning booth

 

My pubes look like beard hair my beard hair looks like pubes

 

My personality is as great as dan thinks his is, tho. So I got that going for me.

 

You should bc you should love looking at yourself!!

Nooooo

EXCUSE U that may be true about Dylan but that will never ever be true about you ya beautiful tropical yet gentrified fish you!!



Real talk everyone fall in love with yourself it’s the bees knees.
I mean I still think I’m worthless trash but at least I think I look hot. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

im gonna kick your ass

 

My body looks like someone was in a sculpting class like the one from Ghost and tried their best to make a vase and failed miserably

 

i'm ok on the outside, but alas... it's what's inside that counts

 

I look like an inverted hour glass that got hit in the face with a hot shovel

 

jk. i'm great

 

I look like unleavened Subway (tm) bread

 

yeah

 

Both of those are great

 

All of your bodies are fucking beautiful you dumb nerds

 

You already tried once and gave up and said I won