(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1340

my gf is sending me the nudes she took of me.

 

Wouldn't you already know what that looks like

 

your No Nut November met a strange end huh

 

You taking her to medieval times?

(Just checked the thread but convo probably stopped pretty quick on medieval pick up lines and dates huh)

 

yeah but it's different getting her perspective and wow no wonder she's so into me i look nice.

you know and you've only seen me clothed.

 

unfortunately, but i welcome the topic back with open (coat of) arms

 

Pretty sure if I ever had to look at nudes of myself I’d find a volcano to throw my phone into.

 

same but I’d just throw myself in

 

Truth.

 

a nude of me would need a 1TB hard drive

 

Mine too

 

I’d rather fucking die then have to relook at a nude of myself

 

But that’s because I don’t know how to resize files

 

it's called Bearded Monk, I think that is vaguely medieval

 

Sounds like a lizard. No that’s bearded dragon. Take her to a lizard store called bearded dragon. Trust me.

 

this reminds me that Founders’ Blushing Monk may be in season rn

 

Hmmm I haven’t seen it on shelves here, not sure they made it this year. Lemme check!

 

I never got dick pics because I've never not looked at mine and not been like man these things are weird looking and also hate my body

 

can it be a wizard store? I'm not here for reptiles

 

That’s no way to talk about yourselves, friends!! :(

 

Founders Brewing’s racial discrimination lawsuit: 'The behavior experienced by the plaintiff should not be tolerated or condoned by any employer'

 

Blushing monk is the first limited release of 2019 for founders.

 

I for one would love to look at nudes of myself

i mean


uhhhh

 

I was also going to bring this up. They also “pulled out” of the Grand Rapids chamber of commerce which basically funds GOP stuff then a week later said a “rogue employee posted they pulled out without any knowledge or approval” and that they actually weren’t pulling out and full support the chamber of commerce.

So do with that what you will Cameron.