(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1336

Classic Jesus quote

I'm sorry men are the worst Amber

 

I resized just for y’all

 

yo Alistair has moves don’t even deny it

 

alistair really shooting his shot huh

 

I know the one doesn’t fit into the “sexually harassing and inappropriate” tone of the others, I’m just trying to give a full picture of why dating apps in Florida are the worst

 

for real tho that sucks sorry. idk how to meet good people nowadays

 

certainly not here

 

I can't imagine leading with pegging
Where do you go from there

 

[obligatory square peg, round hole joke]

 

To the bedroom I guess

 

Weddings are fun because open bar

 

that was yesterday grant, we are on pegging and medieval pickup lines now

 

going on a date tonight at a bar I've heard good things about. should be niceeeee

 

About the bar or about her

 

Went to a dry wedding earlier this fall (gfs religious family friend) which is all fine and all, but the lack of knowing people, having the same repetitive conversation (how did you meet? Where do you work?) and anxiety it was the longest evening of my life.

 

the bar if nothing else

 

Niceeeee

 

flasks and pregaming

or my preference, not having friends

 

ive been at some of worst states of drunk because of open bars at weddings.

 

Glad you can maintain that state without Phoebe being involved

 

Don’t try and dictate the conversation, SHREK

 

straight up yeeted i bet

 

What is yeet

 

Idk we will see TOMORROW how i do.

 

bro u gotta stay up to date in the threads