(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1329

@St. Nate Did you ever say what the serious conversation your gf wanted to have was about? She prego?

 

def ****

 

Ever seen The Squirt Locker?

 

both?

 

mine worked fine with basic cable. channels 95 and 96 were always scrambled smut.

 

Of course you're into nerd shit

 

all about those red shoe diaries back in the day

 

it is serious and p bad and affects the relationship and i can't say but no i'm not gonna be a dad anytime soon.

 

96.
9 and 6
6 and 9
69

whoa

 

ftfy

 

i feel like i have derailed the thread hard

 

Well, that’s good you won’t be a dad cause you’d prolly be a bad one. But sorry it’s no bueno :/

 

there is a winter village holiday pop up shop thing by me. maybe they got some nice gifty things.

 

flick it up into your waistband and press onward.

 

hey i'd be an amazing dad just like my daddy, @ChaseTx

 

well in dating/relationship news I went to whataburger this morning


we still doing that?

 

Back on topic

 

The idea of a bunch of dudes watching porn together is very weird to me

 

that’s the other thread!

 

What if it doesnt reach your waistband? Asking for a friend

 

hey we didn't curate Lord of The G-Strings or Spiderbabe or The Mummy's Kiss. HBO did.

 

never give anything Christmassy if her birthday is even remotely near Christmas.

 

Tuck it into your *** and pretend you have a tail.

 

one, we were kids and it was funny
two, don’t kink shame

 

That's ever further away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!