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2018-2019 NFL Season Thread Football • Page 1031

Discussion in 'Sports Forum' started by Max_123, Feb 5, 2018.

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  1. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    imagine living somewhere that cockroaches are like "nah, fuck that"
     
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  2. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    what about dogs?
     
  3. marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole Prestigious

    ...what dog has more than 4 legs?
     
  4. xbrokendownx

    Lets Go. Prestigious

    Patriots signed Melifonwu

    HOF incoming
     
  5. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

  6. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    you know how much easier life would be for wiener dogs if they had two more legs in the middle?
     
  7. marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole Prestigious

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
     
  8. Randall Mentzos

    When you hit a mothafucka, you hit that mothafucka Prestigious

    Why is there never a good QB when we need one

    We need to go BPA this draft and try to trade down to collect picks. I am gonna be so pissed if we are one of those “let’s just take a QB anyway out of desperation” teams. We’ve already chosen Gabbert over JJ Watt and Bortles over Khalil Mack I mean god damn what if we had both

    Do not make that mistake again
     
  9. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    BPA straight down the board and trade IT ALL for Tua or some shit
     
  10. Kaepernick is available
     
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  11. GrantCloud

    Prestigious Prestigious

    We have centipedes though
     
  12. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    Let's sign Bradford and play by committee. We need someone to run? Bortles. Need someone to complete a mind-numbingly simple pass that for some reason Bortles cannot do? Bradford. Need someone to fill in when Bradford is hurt after two snaps and Bortles throws three picks to a nose tackle? Kessler.
     
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  13. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

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  14. Max_123

    Nope. Supporter

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  15. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

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  16. theagentcoma

    yeah good okay Prestigious

    I don't think Ive seen a roach once in the 6 years I've lived in WA state

    Spiders however I see every time I open my eyes
     
  17. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    @Max_123 what's the roach situation like out there?
     
  18. Max_123

    Nope. Supporter

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  19. xbrokendownx

    Lets Go. Prestigious

    We get jumping spiders in my basement. We back up to a creek so that's apparently why

    Fuck those things though
     
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  20. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    the fuckers that carry a billion babies on them are the worst things
     
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  21. PepsiOne

    Formerly PepsiOne Supporter

    Have never had a roach in LA which is a blessing but there are black widows everywhere outside my house
     
  22. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    well that's a lot more concerning
     
  23. Conner > Bell

     
  24. MidDave

    I'm Sleepy Supporter

    Boston is kinda okay bug-wise. We get spiders in my apartment now and then but usually small and easily squished. Have never seen a roach. Centipede once. Gimme the snow over some of the hell-fire shit out there.
     
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  25. marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole Prestigious

    when i was younger i assumed that living near water would mean less spiders since you know, water. but apparently living near water is bad, as is living in a brick house. and i can confirm i've never seen so many fucking spiders in my life while living near water in a brick house. pure horror.
     
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