(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1308

I will get it

Don’t even play that’s gross

 

You can tell him. But then you’ll have to move again.

 

Don’t get mad at me he posted it !

 

Ant Mans?

 

No space between “it” and “!”

 

Yeah wtf dog

 

There’s no r u l e about that on the internet is there ¿

 

K gud xcuse

 

Thanks !

 

just did “it”

 

She has stopped replying to me, and I didn't even do anything weird this time!

Social media blows, I'd really prefer not to know that she watches my Insta stories but then doesn't text me back

 

Went to target, made breakfast, and we are now watching fixer upper.

LIVIN THE LIFE YALL

 

Pennywise?

 

Spoopy

 

Never mind y'all, I found love

 

my ex friends me on facebook and we talk for a bit and then it goes silent.

she unfriends me and I am like ok whatever but then she messages me and starts a conversation.

She is now asking me if it is weird that we are talking and I am like idk????

I am just here for good chat

 

I have 3 dates set up for the next 1.5 weeks.

1. A 1st grade teacher who messaged me because she thought my profile was funny. She's nice and gave me her number pretty quickly. We're gonna get dinner and play board games at a game store/restaurant. App used: Hinge

2. A poly woman who is a social worker. Given that my wife left me while stating that she wants to try open marriage (among many other things), I've been trying to gain insight into the world that is polyamory. She asked me questions about what it was like being a single monogamous guy thrust into the poly world and we had a pretty good discussion. She is incredibly busy but we were able to set something up for next Saturday tentatively. App used: Coffee Meets Bagel

3. A model-level of beauty girl who has no business even looking down the street that I live on. I pitched a bunch of ideas and at first she balked at my distance (20 minutes away lol) but eventually told me when she was free so we picked a tentative date (next Wednesday). I don't even know why she is talking to me, fully expect her to cancel on me. App used: Tinder

I hope I can provide some valuable information about what not to do in the dating world here in the next 1.5 weeks

 

Going to a wedding tonight. Gonna look like a stud. Gonna be a good night for DANNY

 

Rule #76 play like a champion

 

did someone say champion

*pulls out hoodie*

 

so this friend I had dragged me to hang with him and his buddy. This buddy was like an asshole and not interested in knowing me at all so I bailed out.

It turns out the dude is a trump supporter and I’m like wow how not surprised I am at that.

 

this also spawns back to I make terrible friend choices.

 

Eh, can’t judge yourself on the friends your friends make / have. I’m sure everyone has a friend that has a shitty friend.

 

i am that shitty friend to my friends who have other friends

 

I should have mentioned my friends are super racist and sexist and I’ve tried to stop hanging with them.

The one I mentioned above right now just made a racist joke an his Snapchat and I’m like uhhhh??