(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1306

can confirm

 

you eat pizza rolls for dinner don't fucking talk to me you child

 

Yikes. Quite the accusation.

 

you tracked down and harassed a woman on Facebook for unmatching you, don’t talk to me Buffalo Bill

 

we're done here

 

so close

 

another line stolen from his...

*running out of cringey pet names...*

fuzzy-wuzzums.

 

this is what happens when you trespass on Saint Totino’s bequeathings, ye sullied swine

 

It was because she called him short lol @bossbaby

 

luckily, i have never done or said anything embarrassing on the internet that could be used against me

 

Same, I choose my words very delibera****.

 

I matched with a girl who called me short and then I made her my girlfriend.

damn i'm amazing

 

Short boys we out here

 

I'm big where it counts

My brain pervs

 

it sure does

 

I'm pure

 

*at your next job interview*

so being intimate with a fourth cousin is a joke to you huh

 

y'all have much better memories than i do

 

I only remember important things like how every one here has sinned

 

and fall short of the glory of Ian

 

Isn't that a Say Anything song

 

no I was referencing a bible verse

 

You wouldn't understand

 

Wow because I'm Jewish