(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1303

nice

 

I will be doing lots of ***ing

 

I’d like to buy a vowel

 

Sorry no-can-do's-ville

 

Fucking lotttttsssss of fucking

 

It's actually crying, cause we're finally see A Star is Born

 

my weekend contains red dead redemption 2, mid90s and trash food

oh and work Sunday night

 

In addition to working I will be ****ing a nice and tidy p****.

writing/paper

 

I'm going to party tomorrow night. Gonna get fucked upppp

 

the wife and i are going away this weekend, so hotel room hanky panky is guaranteed. always a good time.

 

Why is hotel sex always great

 

all the free shampoo and soap you get out of it

 

Because it's not the place you normally have sex. New sounds, sights, smells, etc.

 

where's ken f**kin' at, E.T. the ride or somethin'?

 

getting it in there in there first place is always painful tho

 

E.T. isn't the only one saying his name at the end of the ride

 

The world is my oyster, so to speak.

 

It’s secret

 

U aint the one having to clean up afterwards

I usually leave a nice tip

 

You ever leave just the tip?

 

Days like today always remind me that I don’t get why we separated the sex and relationship threads

 

Agreed