(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1295

Everyone hates you too dan

 

My first serious relationship ended about a month ago after 3 1/2 years together. Just finished moving all of my stuff out of the apartment tonight. Been working to try and stay busy and spend lots of time with people. Still, I’ve had to get all my stuff in multiple trips and each time I’ve gone back, it just feels like opening a wound. I don’t know it just sucks

 

You could be setting yourself up for disappointment!

 

Almost exact experience I had. Hang in there

 

She gave me a few hints tonight that were painfully obvious so I’m like 98 percent sure it’s happening, haha.

And she’s like “just keep Thursday/Monday open just in case”

 

ok what in the ever loving fuck is the fucking infatuation with the goddamn Oxford comma smdh

 

It's essential

 

Not sure what the context is for this but the Oxford comma, though optional, just makes sense to me. Can’t say I’m aware of an infatuation for it but it keeps things nice and tidy.

 

Death to Oxford, long live Cambridge comma

(there isn't one but hey, I'm a Cambridge boy. Rivalry)

 

ask Ezra Koenig

 

every other girl's profile on dating apps: "must love dogs, tacos, and OXFORD COMMAS"

like wtf?? maybe it was quirky 5 years ago??

 

If you don’t use it you deserve to be single tbh

 

oh, I use it. I'm just wondering why and how this became a common theme on dating apps

 

I’ve never noticed this. But you should have “fuck the Oxford comma” in your bio. Might serve as an interesting conversation starter

 

Fuck the Oxford comma.

 

You don’t mean this

 

Absolutely do.

 

Y tho

 

Success

 

I might do the biggest terrible mistakebecause new cobra and download tinder for my LA trip.

 

Do it

 

End your profile with: "Bla, list, bla, and fuck the Oxford comma."

 

You fucked the pumpkin?

 

i’m very proud that all of you made it through a page of Oxford comma posts without making any obvious Vampire Weekend jokes, keep up the good work