(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1292

This is what I come to this thread for.

 

learning a lot here today

 

I’ll gladly take hey cobra over my actual name.

 

Am I supposed to call you Jon when I meet you next month?

 

I just assume everyone looks like their avatar

 

I was having a great conversation with a girl on Tinder until the Star Wars franchise came up and I said I didn’t like Poe’s or Rey’s current character development compared to Finn or Kylo. Sure enough the conversation went to how JJ had different plans for the trilogy and I was told that I probably hate women. I tried turning the conversation but it didn’t work.

She also knows a lot of women at my university so I’m sure that will turn out great.

But yeah, Tinder is just a bad place to have any sort of debate and it sucks that people get sensitive over such trivial opinions.

 

I was honestly so distraught when I saw a picture of @coleslawed and got full confirmation that he was not in fact Admiral Ackbar :(

 

My name is Mike

 

@dylan what’s your real name?

 

Oh yeah, Boss Baby, nvm

 

"hey Gummy Bears"

 

Dolum

 

I do

 

@thesoftskeleton just remembered that once I made a Lorde reference and Dylan was like "oh I only know Royals"
, thought you'd like to know

 

he was talking about the baseball team

 

Nice to meet you!! My name is Kiana!

Key-on-uh

Not ky-anne-uh as I was called multiple times tonight lol

 

One time someone on AP told me they thought I was blonde I'm assuming from my xtina or Britney icons?? Idk but I am like the most opposite of blonde u can get lol

 

People actually call you ky-anne-uh? People are dumb.

 

For whatever reason old people say that often. Or key-anne-uh. My great grandma was never able to say my name correctly lmao

 

Speaking of, this farm renamed me kina

 

they're saying it like Rihanna not Keanu
it shook me to my core when I learned it's pronounced ree-ann-nuh not ree-ahn-nuh

 

Me too because I used to use her name as a correct example of how to say mine oop

 

I definitely would have said kee-ahh-nah

Sorry

 

My mind is a little kerfuffled at all of this

 

Ian don’t try and ruin this for me already