2018-2019 NFL Season Thread Football • Page 941

My favorite quality of snakes though is that I now know Matt hates them

 

So... youre saying you eat them because you've had them as pets?

You're sick Dustin, sick

 

Oh I've never eaten a snake

I just like snakes

 

my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun

 

I took that as a sign that he respects them

 

I'm sorry but if you would ever think to eat guinea pigs than we cannot ever be friends

 

Now i'm sitting here watching Snake and Big Cat Videos

 

Noooooo

 

where are their fucking legs

 

Why is there only 1 snake team in the 3 major US leagues

 

actually, a snake with JUST legs would be so much worse

 

if i were to die because a lion or a panther decided it was time, i'd be okay with that.

 

It's pretty gamey but has a good taste, I just felt weird eating it they seem like an animal you wouldn't eat lol

 

Their adorable balls of fur goddammit, they don't need mobility bc they persuade you to love them!

 

a kicker workout is interesting to me

do they just have them kick like 50 FGs and whoever makes the most gets signed

 

Yeah I loved it hahaha but it felt very odd

 

gator is fine btw

 

I want it.

 

Maybe if there wasn't 100 stories out there about the Giants desperately wanting those guys it wouldn't have happened, just a thought

 

Oh shit I watched this a couple weeks ago

It's so cute

 

I don’t feel comfortable with you guys talking about snakes

 

the last fucking thing a snake needs is fucking fur

 

I thought you meant Guinea pigs ya dingus

 

Okay, let's just talk about Jon gruden and how jacked he is now

 

there's only one jacked dude i wanna talk about right now