Th es a 99% Chanel This Is A Music Chat Thread [Archived] • Page 1180

to me?

 

wanna split it?

 

I’d pay off all my debts, and then do a smart varied portfolio of annuities and mutual funds with the rest of it

 

Spending it on porn doesn't count

 

To try to make the world a better place

Who pays for porn!?

 

This is no time for adulting.

 

Rich assholes I assume

 

I think me having lots of money would make the world a better place.

especially for my family. but I wouldn't keep most of it either.

First of all I'd get the annuity, that way it's guaranteed for x amount of years. the first year I'd probably spend a few million on houses/cars/vacations for my family and myself, then after the first few years I'd have everything i need/wanted so I doubt I'd be spending much after that and it would just go mostly to charities/people in need directly.

 

Back to the $1 Billion dollars for a sec...

I would spend like a month in Bermuda, or however long my passport allows me. Then I'd come home and do responsible shit.

 

Fuck Greta Van Fleet

 

vacations without worrying about costs and time would be the best thing I've ever experienced. I'm always so worried about money and doing more stuff because I have to go back to work on monday.

I've never been overseas so that would be cool if I could convince myself to get on an airplane for like 10 hours which sounds terrible.

 

Y tho

 

Lets go!!!!!!!!

 

is that an addition to your list from yesterday?

 

Because.

 

I'm a yankees fan who hates the red sox and pats.

I don't think we'd get along.

I am a celtics fan though.

 

Sure it is. 90% of lottery winners are broke within one year. I don’t want to be one of those

 

thats the main reason I'd get the annuity instead of all at once

 

yeah see that shit doesn't matter when i'm sitting on the pink sands of Bermuda with a Rum Swizzle in my hand.

 

i still don't understand this thread.

what are the rules?

 

I'm sure if I actually won (which I will not) I'd be a grown up about it.

but because It will never happen, let me have my fun.

 

No Dan

 

rule #1: have fun
rule #2: disregard rule #1 and do whatever you want
rule #3: there are no rules
rule #4: KJ sucks
rule #5: dog jokes highly encouraged

 

Oh I like this place.

This is my new home.

 

Don't pick up the phone you know he's only calling cause he's drunk and alone